oh, asian parents

This blog is dedicated to all the ridiculous and borderline offensive things that my Asian parents say. But mainly my dad. Also because I need a place to record it all.
May 10 '12
53 Reasons Why Asians Are The Superior Race - @Buzzfeed

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May 2 '12

This is why I can't lose weight

  • Uncle: "Everyone has to eat half a cake."

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Apr 27 '12
We take school seriously.

We take school seriously.

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Apr 26 '12

Skyping with the parents

  • Mom: Your dad made croissants, want us to send you some?
  • Dad: Don't send them to her, just show them to her.

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Apr 23 '12

Never

  • Dad: I'm thinking of coming to Europe to visit you. And then we could go to Paris. Your mom is too busy to travel with me.
  • Me: Maybe if you treated her and bought her ticket she would go with you.
  • Dad: I wouldn't do that.

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Apr 4 '12

Delicious

  • Uncle: How does the chicken taste, is it okay? I put whiskey in it.

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Mar 25 '12

No, not really.

  • Uncle: Was it embarrassing when you had to walk back and carry the huge pack of toilet paper from the grocery store?

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Mar 12 '12

How Asian parents start off e-mails to their children

  • Hi Daughter...

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Mar 7 '12
Once you go Asian…

Once you go Asian…

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Feb 18 '12

nerdycommunity:

shit Asian mothers say

You know it’s true.

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